eCigarettes and other items of DORK

I just walked over from my office building to the train station.  While walking in the station I saw a lady in her 50’s walking and toking away one one of her eCigarette contraptions.  There is a guy on my train whom I see everyday sitting there puffing away on his vapor stick.  Let me cut to the chase of this entry:

YOU LOOK LIKE DORKS!

Seriously.  Are you telling me that you can’t wait for an hour between cigarettes?  You have to stand there looking like a fool because you have no control??  Wow.

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And while I’m at it, let me ask this.  Do you walk around with that Bluetooth headset in your ear?  DORK!  I have one of these things that I use at my desk and when I leave my desk, I leave it there. I know, I shouldn’t be judgmental and all that but I am.  It’s a shortcoming, oh well.